- Me: They're all idiots.
- Person: I thought you liked them
- Me: no you don't understand
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
have you ever shipped something so hard that you started crying
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
i’m single by choicejust not my choice